To all Konkani Lovers,

The Coalition Government in Goa has managed to come to at least one unanimous decision: they have commissioned Bill Gates to create a Konkani Version of Windows 2007 exclusively for Goa and other Konkan regions in India .

The Microsoft Team is already hard at work on this new totally new interactive CD-ROM up-grade, which is to be called "ZONELAM 2009".

In this version, a mouse shall be called UNDIR. A mouse buttom shall be called UNDRACHO BUTAO. As ZONELAM 07 opens, the theme music shall be "UNDRA MOJEA MAMA". Here is a preview of some commands which have already been worked out by the Microsoft Team USA , which has entered into special inter-global collaboration with the Abu Dhabi Gulf Konkan Advisors Inc. led by Miss Lianne Rodricks from Reuters, and the Goenkar Papde Association Siolim, exclusively for this project:

* Ignore = Mar Shendi
* Exit = Vashimbor
* Click = Fottu Kadd
* Double Click= Don Fottu Kadd
* Byte = Ghass Mar
* Save = Bankan dorr
* Hide = Lipoi
* Unhide = Sogleank dakoi
* Hang = Lamboi
* Stop = Tamboi
* Move = Aloi
* Turn Pettoi
* Turn off = Paloi
* Yahoo = Shami Kapoor
* WORD 7 = UTOR 7
* EXCEL = SHANPON
* Delete = Zok Mar
* Open = Dakoi
* Enter = Bhitor voch
* Insert = Bhitor ghal
* PageUp = Voir cadd
* PageDown = Sokol ghal
* BackSpace = Fattlean suat
* Close = Bonn cor
* Save = Samavun dhor
* Home = Ghara voch
* End = Kabar

I hope my contributions are worth and I hope people at MS won't have problems accepting our additions.